it appears that that royd flandis has his big fat murrietta red neck truck ready to drive through the hole in his case... fresh from "trick my truck" on CMT he will give the final "fuck you" to authorities a la "convoy" and either come away clean or forever be elevated to folk hero status... check it on his website or wherever...
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I'm not sure if you are retarded or a genius... maybe both.
Yo man, why you gotta bust on floyd? The lab obviously fucked up...they can't even write the goddamn sample number down on the friggin' chain of custory for crissakes.
I mean floyd DID ride for discovery and all, but he's friggin amish for crissakes. Amish guys don't do drugs.
Except maybe these guys:
http://www.rickross.com/reference/amish/amish2.html
But those guys were from SOUTHERN lancaster county, not Farmersville, where floyd's from...besides, I'm sure that it was mosly the pagans' fault, not really the amish.
Check out these amish hotties;
http://www.eel.nu/amishheat/amishheat.html
Burt,
I was in the area when all that shit went down (or Ho-down) in PA... One of my computer science prof's at the time was a former Amish himself and some of his stories were straight out of the Dukes of Hazard - complete with the Orange Mach1 muscle car and nearby garage spot he and some Amish buddies paid for with sales of moonshine, pot, and playboys.
Supposedly, before the Amish kids join the church (at age 19 or so), the can be accomplish some pretty notable debauchery "sowing their oats."
I mean, if you're going to spend the rest of your life married to a chick that doesn't own a razor and farming without using a tractor, you ought to get a few mulligans when you’re a kid, for crissakes...
Yup, exactly. They call it "sabbatical" or something like that.
For the record, I'm telling tales but by no means disparaging the entire Amish community.
Outliers are outliers anywhere, but there is an AWFUL lot that is extrememly amazing about that community.
Case in point, look how they reacted to the shooting incident.
After such traumatic violence, if more American's impulse were to teach their kids to forgive instead of taking an eye for an eye (or suing to find someone to blame) what would our society be?
-That sound you just heard was me falling off my soap-box.
Yeah, I know.
The first thing that the Old Order Amish did after the shooting was set up a donation fund for the ROBERT'S KIDS, since they were now orphans!
Those people really are amazing...a bit stinky sometimes (especially after a hard day working the hogs), but amazing nonetheless...
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