Thursday, July 27

This is better then Roid-Landis

I saw the Triple Threat at "Abbey" in West Hollywood. Lance Armstrong, Jake Gyllenhaal and Matthew McConaughey.
And they were looking very chummy.The Abbey is a GAY bar. I heard Lance was gay for long time, but this confirms it.
And they all share a place together...

Whatever you do, don't drink beer during a UCI stage race..

The Effect of Alcohol Consumption on the Urinary Testosterone / Epitestosterone Ratio
By Dr Simon Davis B.Sc., Ph.D.
Summary
Intoxicating beverages contain a number of different forms of alcohol, the major constituent of which is ethanol. When a beverage is consumed the ethanol content passes through the stomach wall and digestive tract into the blood stream. Once the ethanol enters circulation it begins to alter the bodies' biochemistry. One such reaction is to differentially increase the rates of testosterone (T) and epitestosterone (E) metabolism. The overall effect of this reaction is to increase the ratio of T to E excreted in the urine.

It has been reported that ethanol consumption can increase urinary T/E ratios by 30% - 277% in healthy individuals. Observed changes in plasma T/E ratios can occur with the consumption of less than 2 pints of lager. The ingestion of ethanol by an individual will increase the T/E ratio observed in a urine sample.

It follows that if the effect of ethanol on T/E ratios is calculated relative to urinary E concentrations, it can be seen that increases in the ratio are exponential as E concentrations decrease. Individuals with naturally low E concentrations could, therefore, experience increases in T/E ratios of ? 940% greater than increases experienced in an individual with normal E concentrations. Calculations estimate that in individuals with low urinary E concentration, ratios of 17 to 1 or higher could have resulted from ethanol consumption without any administration of exogenous T.

The current T/E ratio test as performed by Kings College Laboratory and approved by the UK Sports, the IWF and IOC cannot discriminate between a 13 to 1 T/E ratio resulting from ethanol ingestion or a 13 to 1 ratio resulting from endogenous T administration.

Thursday, July 20

Props to Landis


Not for nearly regaining lost time. For this:

15:58:10 - Yellow Jersey For A Six-Pack Of Beer...
After Floyd Landis regained the lead of the Tour de France at the top of L'Alpe d'Huez he decided that he wanted a beer to celebrate the moment. On the road down to his hotel, his team car pulled over and the American traded a yellow jersey for a six-pack of beer with a spectator.

-From OLNtv.com, stage 17

Saturday, July 15

Thursday, July 13

Uci aero rule and landis' time loss

Putting it on the uci that landis didnt get stomped by less?... That the dubest thing i ever heard.... He lost time cuz his bike broke... Lim says on cycling news that the uci aero rules cost time... I suppose thats right... They cost EVERYONE time... They cost me time and you time and segei gonchar lost time because of the uci rules too...

You cant have your bars above your seat and thats the way it goes... So why is it a special case that he had to change his illegal bike?... please... Just stop...

Store suspended

Please dont order anything from the store... I am having computer issues and i cant keep up with it for the moment... If you have ordered anything i am processing now... So dont worry... But for the moment i cant take new orders.... And i cant take it down off the site either cuz my computer is jacked....

Saturday, July 8

Friday, July 7

David Zabriskie

Did anyone see Dave on Velonews TV? I think Dave's performance-enhancing drug is Crack.

Sunday, July 2

My prediction is that julich gets third...


Treo 650...

Do any of you knuckleheads still believe tyler?...

i cant believe that anybody did... And bell helmets was all over with those goddammed buttons at the bike show... What a bunch of retards...

And then that guy who had that website with the nerve to ask for donations to that little skinny fool's legal defense fund... That dude got 5 figures raised!... People gave!... I wonder how stupid they feel now...

More later on how stupid manolo is and how he has got to be the most idiotic organized crime boss ever...

Treo 650...