Monday, October 31

NPR : New Father's Sex-Offender History Sparks Custody Battle

NPR : New Father's Sex-Offender History Sparks Custody Battle

this is really scary to me and i am not sure that this is the kind of government that i want to have... this is the kind of thing you gotta watch out for... dangerous precedents... slippery slope... all that...

i will have to keep an eye on this story... to learn more about the particulars... and the legal ramifications...

Saturday, October 29

good for the TOUR...

hey man... seriously... good for those guys at the tour to come out with the big F-U to everyone and say that they are going to do what it takes to run a clean race... wether or not the UCI will have anything to do with it...

ha...

check cyclingnews or velosnooze... everyone is so amped up... this is comical to me...

not that the ASO didnt turn a blind eye for decades.. but hey... you gotta start somewhere... and in my book, a self-important FUCK YOU ALL is a good place to start...

maybe they will actually do it.. maybe not... either way i am having a good laugh...

bigneal

i gotta but big neal up there too... www.4th25.com... he was on mtv last month...

thapoopshow

has been officially added to the links... no matter what jmurder.com thinks... its a good thing he moved out of MD because it got too hot for him there after he had to trash talk thapoopshow... ha ha... you were gonna get that ass tore up!...

finally.. resolution with cingular


i found the flyer that said i got 5000 night and weekend minutes... and that my plan does in fact exist... losers.. and they credited me everything since may...

Friday, October 28

more than a million hits this month....

thanks everyone...

Training Music

In an attempt to redirect some side discussions and to satisfy Zamudio's endless gripes about having more bike related topics I give you:

AN OPEN SURVEY OF YOUR FAVORITE MUSIC TO TRAIN TO.
Please let me know what you load on your iPod or what drills into your head when you're trying to stay motivated on your trainer.


Someone please gag Kelly Clarkson...

Tuesday, October 25

so what is this link that i am getting from bike forums?

i cant figure it out... e mail me

tanya harding website

yeah.. jmurder posted this at first but the link led me to the most disgusting thing i have ever read... so i will repost it but link to the main page...

tonyaharding.com

this has got to be one of the silliest sites i have ever seen... be warned it spirals downhill and out of control...

Friday, October 21

all new best tv

the knife show on PAX...
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/nightclub.shtml Play this game

UNPRO?!!!

perspective:

on The World radio program there was a story about a Sudanese imigrant who serves in the US Army and is stationed in Iraq... in the back of an armored veicle soldiers joke and haze eachother... the sargeant slowly rubs the ear of the "new guy" to get a rise out of him minutes before they step out into the hot ass sun to patrol Mosul... then its game on because they have a job to do that has serious repercusion on many levels... all business in a life and death situation...

i hear stuff like this it makes me want to smack anybody who wants to tell me about "professionalism" or "appropriate behavior" in cycling... as if this is all so serious that you cant have a good time and just get silly when you feel it...

Thursday, October 20

new feature

i will start a new feature called "how i pissed off my wife today"... i am always pissing her off... so i should have a lot to relay... all the eriksaunders.com team members feel free to post also under the same title... "how i pissed off my wife today"....

i hit it today boy...

i was feeling like something was really new in me and so i picked up the eriksaunders.com blue devil spaceship super bass and i proceeded to jam out like i had never jammed before... i hit every note and all the slides like i was on a high speed funky TGV going down a triple black diamond on rails...like when the guy in that karate movie with vanity is getting whupped and then he says "i am." and then he gets the glow over his whole body and proceeds to whup ass...

used clothes for sale

e mail me.. shipping included... thanks...

2004 McGuire jersey (yellow and green) size M- $25
2004 McGuire bibs (yellow and green) size M- $25

McGuire-Langdale jerseys size M- $30
McGuire-Langdale treated wind jacket (like new)size L- $40


2001 nike OFOTO jersey size M- $15
2001 nike OFOTO bibs size L- $15
2003 garneau OFOTO jersey signed by the Tour de Georgia team size S- $50

WHITE CSK shorts size L- $25

GS Ficonseils bibs size L- $15

silver Rudy Project Skurya helmet(used for a month only... great shape) size L- $40

Wednesday, October 19



i am not happy... i am mad...

Team Burrito/Meatnuts merger!!





FOR URGENT RELEASE

10.18.05
Baltimore,MD

Today a new era in the world of cycling began as the blissful joining of the most powerful forces known to man has taken place. The new up and coming super-powered Burrito team has officially merged with the long-running unpro juggernaut Team Meatnuts. Thus forming Team Burrito presented by Meatnuts, and at other times Team Meatnuts presented by Burritos.

". . . That is good stuff." Meatnuts Director Sportif The Goid, ESQ.

"This is truely the greatest day in the history of the world and more importantly, the greatest thing to happen to me since I took a crap this morning." Burrito Director jmurder.com, PHd. "We had high hopes for the Burrito team in '06: a team kit, burritos to eat. With this merger, I feel both of those goals can be accomplished."

The Goid could not be reached for further comment, but reports claim that he is flipping off the walls.

On how the team Director duties would be divided, jmurder.com stated, "That's no big deal, we're both very unprofessional. I don't see how there will be any conflicts whatsoever."

On what roster changes would be made, Mr. murder.com stated "I don't see a problem there either. Look (Pierce) Dangleman is still in the picture as a carry over from Meatnuts, and we finalised (Becca) Much's deal last week. Regardless of what myspace.com says, they both really, truely exist and they both are big pieces to this pie. This sexy, wonderful burrito pie."

On what the fallout from other teams may be, j added "Look, I don't give a Brazilian monkey's bald red hemroidal ass what those bitches think. And that's a fact. We are going to dominate everything. Screw those guys. What did Health Net say? I know that's who you've been talkin' to. Look, I don't care, I'll tell them to their faces. Fuck 'em. And I'll tell you one more thing, contrary to the rumors on the internet, myspace isn't going to be a sponsor. Screw them."

Look out wussy riders of the domestic peleton, in '06 you will have a new master: Team Burrito presented by Meatnuts, ot Meatnuts presented by Burritos. Get to work bitches!

ASABAILEY - Black Label Bike Club, Brooklyn NY - BUY THIS FILM FOR 3G and TV

ASABAILEY - Black Label Bike Club, Brooklyn NY - BUY THIS FILM FOR 3G and TV

this is the new coolest bike on ebay...

eBay: VINTAGE Marx GREEN MACHINE Big Wheel, MINT, SEALED (item 6006503578 end time Oct-23-05 19:34:00 PDT) this is the new coolest bike on ebay...

Time for a new post...

Just the thing those anonymous posters need.


(or for the newly married cyclist's wife)

Saturday, October 15

Subject: Hurricane Survival kit


Hurricane Rita was not funny, but if you prepare properly you can get through these storms with what is important. It's all about priorities......save the beer!
Hurricane Survival Kit

Toilet Paper........................................check

Bud Light...........................................check

Keystone Ice........................................check

Budweiser...........................................check

Red Dog.............................................check

Misc. other bottles of alcohol......................check

Piece of plywood to float your old lady and booze on...check

Next time let's all be more prepared.

Friday, October 14

the best website ever...

this site is better than mine even...

thebikegame.com

Thursday, October 13

Let me tell you...

There are some odd looking folks in the airport in the slc... I mean like some wierd pasty white throwback lookin folk...

i think i saw some "evacuees"... I imagine that you would stand out if you were sent up here...

thats why i have to move... So when an earthquake destroys socal they wont send me here...

Wednesday, October 12

Ratkovic shot while riding

www.cyclingnews.com news and analysis

this happened to a friend of mine.... except it was BB's... he caught them at a light and ripped the mirrors off of their brand new dodge pick-up...

Tuesday, October 11

Ride To Reunite

Join the TEAM!! Help bring awareness and aid to recent Gulf hurricanes victims by, supporting the Ride To Reunite.

Our vision is to utilize the sport of cycling to demonstrate a commitment to social responsibility and concern.

We are uniting the cycling world in an effort to raise worldwide awareness, relief, and funds for the victims of the recent Gulf hurricanes. The Ride To Reunite specifically focuses attention on the critical need to reunite children and their families who were affected by Hurricanes Katrina and Rita. To quickly raise awareness we have joined forces with an established charity. Save the Children, is the leading US and world wide independent organization creating lasting change for children in need. Through its Gulf Coast Recovery Fund For Children all money generated will be put to immediate use. All donations will be a 100% tax deduction.

Our goal is to raise $100,000 for the hurricane victims. As cyclists we know it takes a TEAM to achieve, this couldnt be truer now. Help us raise awareness by joining the group of already committed cyclists for a segment of the ride or sponsoring a rider. Other ways you can contribute are by donating products that can be used in our raffle to generate money for the charities.
Ride Info: We will be departing with a sponsor and media kickoff celebration in San Diego at 8am Saturday October 22nd, from the San Diego Velodrome and complete the Ride To Reunite at 3pm Sunday October 30th in New Orleans.

Our team will include 8-10 top professional cyclists committed to riding from San Diego to New Orleans. Alongside the pros will be an equally committed group of hundreds of cyclists prepared to ride segments of the journey. Ride logistics have been planned for those riders going the distance including navigators, mechanics, a team chef, mobile support, and traveling caravan.
Media coverage will be utilized in the eight major US cities in route from San Diego to New Orleans (San Diego, CA Phoenix, AZ Tucson, AZ El Paso, TX San Antonio, TX Houston, TX Baton Rouge, LA New Orleans, LA).

No matter what is in our future as cyclists we are committed to causes outside ourselves. Now our focus is on the young victims and their families affected by recent hurricanes. As cyclists we use intense efforts to succeed, and it will take an intense effort of social responsibility to win the battle against the Gulf hurricane disasters and the continuing long term effects.

This is a great way for the cycling community to demonstrate their concern and compassion for the hurricane victims. The support we have been getting already is amazing. That support will only grow with each city we pass through building into a huge surge of aid and assistance.

-Ryan Yee

Professional Cyclist and Ride to Reunite Organizer

For more info on how to join us please send an email to info@ridetoreunite.com or visit www.RideToReunite.com to make donations starting Tuesday October 11th.

Molecular Expressions: Science, Optics and You - Secret Worlds: The Universe Within - Interactive Java Tutorial

Molecular Expressions: Science, Optics and You - Secret Worlds: The Universe Within - Interactive Java Tutorial

ok...

i did my first ride in a long time suday.. we did 6 hours from here to palm springs and then we drove back... it was going good until we got down 3500 feet to the desert floor and it was stupid hot... and there was a headwind... and with 2 hours to go i thought i was going to burst into flames and i saw a fountain in front of some gated community and i dove into the fountain... and then after that it wa like new legs.. but once i dried off i couldnt hardly pedal my bike.. and at a stop light i looked over and saw some sprinklers so i sprinted over and hopped the curb and rode onto the grass in fron of the IMAX theatre and i stood in teh sprinklers until the light changed and then i sprinted to catch back up... it was a tough day...

Sunday, October 9

i got a saeco classico

bill-n-phil got me one for my wedding.. sweet... i am making espresso now... babe will probably make me make her a mokachino latte' or something stupid like that...

Saturday, October 8

poll...

thanks for your input

Friday, October 7

Amara Boursaw... this is a link to her photo site wheelsinfocus.com... she is a photographer as well as an up and coming track rider...

i am pretty hot right now about my cingular service

i get my bill and its stupid high... so i call them up to get it rectified and they say that they cant do anything... and i go no way.. my plan is this and that.. and they go, no thats not a plan we offer.. and i go yeah... you sent me a mailer to get me to migrate to cingular from at&t for this kill plan... and they go no.. thats not a plan... and i go... why would i switch to you for a WAY WORSE plan?... i wish i had saved the mailer... i had 850 minutes with unlimited night and weekends and unlimited mobile to mobile for 39.99 with at&t.. and then i got this offer to do cingular for 1000 minutes, mobile to mobile, and 5000 night and weekend minutes... so they say my plan doesnt exist.. and never has... what can you do?... i got them to cut the bill down...

does anybody work for cingular?... or another provider?... e mail me

from the desk of MIKE JONES:

i looked over last season and i decided that i need to get all the stress out of my life, that includes random girls...........so by jan 1 i will have a girl friend, and if it works out will marry her,getting married makes you fast and it calms down your CNS system. its going to happen interested parties should contact me at Future46r@aol.com with pics and a essay as to why i should marry her and not spend the money on a hot tub at my house.

thanks

Wednesday, October 5

PostSecret

PostSecret quite possibly the best blog ever... except for if this guy gets rich off the book he is making of all these really creative and wonderful cards that people send in... then that sucks...

ERIKSAUNDERS.COM NATIONWIDE SOCAL APPRECIATION POOL PARTY

the ERIKSAUNDERS.COM NATIONWIDE SOCAL APPRECIATION POOL PARTY will be the kill jam at next year's Interbike in Las Vegas... everyone is invited... its gonna kill all other parties at interbike... no strippers or call girls will be hired at this event.. just a fresh DJ and real girls and boys that came to party...

Tuesday, October 4

Erik, Is were you moved to?
check me out...

NPR : After O.J.: Not Enough Has Changed

NPR : After O.J.: Not Enough Has Changed

this is one of the best editorials i have heard in a long time...

Daily Peloton - Pro Cycling News

Daily Peloton - Pro Cycling News:

bicycle radio is number 7... we did a live show from vegas on the first night and it was really dang cool... there were a lot of guests and there were also a lot of people hanging out for a happy hour that they had going on just outside of the expo... its now live streaming on the web... click the link at the top of the page to go to their site...

Monday, October 3

My teammate, Allan Butler, was killed crossing "the strip" early Friday morning.
Allan had just started a new job at Reynold's, and recently wrapped up the Utah Cycling Association year long title. He left behind his wife, Jenny, and nine month old daughter Odessa. We are trying to organize various fundraisers to benefit the two of them.

In lieu of flowers, please send donations to:
Jenny or Odessa Butler

c/o Elizabeth Lockette
Morgan Stanley
2645 East Parleys Way
Salt Lake City, UT 84109

The Allan Butler Charity Ride is being planned. Tentatively, it is scheduled for Saturday, October 8, 2005 at 9am. It will leisurely ascend Emigration Canyon (one of Allan’s favorite rides) and return to the start (parking and location being planned). Donations will be graciously accepted. Coffee will be served at the top of Emigration Canyon. A post-event raffle is being planned for cycling related donations. With any gifts or donations for the raffle please contact Gardie Jackson at 435-901-1972 or gardie@.att.net.

More info. at www.dailypeloton.com

Thanks,

Ryan Barrett
Healthy Choice/ Goble Knee Clinic CT