Thursday, June 23

this is the part when you got a call from one of these two guys...

i have been on the recieving end of a few of these calls...

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Aliens are coming !!

Anonymous said...

aliens arent coming, its more like "hey, biatch...........why arent you coming?"........

Anonymous said...

jones to alien hottie: "hey i thought you were about to touch down?"

Anonymous said...

'Does the alien probe hurt? '

Anonymous said...

'...But does that include the alien probe or is that extra?!'

There was a pause from within the brightly illuminated space craft as if whatever insided was suddenly having second thoughts about its mission here... or maybe it was mesmerized by the short one's willy.

After a short silence a large door opened in the bottom of the ship... the date was apparently on.

Anonymous said...

"seriously, we pulled over to the rest stop because we both had to pee. i never touched his junk, i swear. the cops are lying."

Anonymous said...

people, someone needs a hug...