Monday, November 21
offer me a job!...
ok... now that i quit racing you can offer me a job.. we already estabished that i have no CV so you just have to take my word for it that i can do anything and have probably done whatever you are thinking of hiring for before... so then.. offer me a job... cycling realted jobs are fine.. but i am also interested in marketing and PR jobs... i like work from home jobs alot.. and i like also jobs where i am indy contractor... but i would also be an employee if its a good fit... part time work is great... especially work from home part time...
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now that you quit racing, you need this:
http://www.cafepress.com/category6.37925621
erik,
i think that being a substitute teacher would be an excellent job for you as Dr. DOofus suggested. You would be darn funny, have an excellent sense of reality, and teach kids your home building skills...plus you could show them some of saul's crazy videos.
Steph S.
i dont believe that... especially when you consider that those who can do are normally very keyed into imparting their knowledge and experience to others...
Personal fitness trainer. Not too tough to get certified, flexible hours, decent pay at the right gym.
Kinda like the sub teacher concept, bring in your bass and you can be like Jack Black in School of Rock.
no but really.. this thread o so you can make me job offers... not job ideas...
Looking for aggresive sales person who is familar with promotional products
and advertising specialties.
We are a leading manufacturer and distributor of gumball machines as
an advertising specialty. Commission only. Range 10-15%.
See us at http://www.antiquegumball.com
Call Richard at 800-779-2764.
Job location is Los Angeles
Compensation: Commission only-10-15% of Sales.
Hiring Organization: Richard -800-779-2764
I want my $250!!!
Transportation Supervisor: Management Services
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Job ID HJ-4400
Position Type Full-Time Employee
Company Name Management Services
Location Smithfield, NC; Lexington, NC
Salary $35K -$40K
Date Posted November 21, 2005
Experience 2-5 Years Experience
Desired Education Level High School
View Management Services profile and job listings
Growing poultry processor needs experienced Transportation Supervisor to join it's team.
Growing, aggressive manufacturing firm is seeking a qualified Transportation Supervisor to join it's team. This key position offers competitive salary, benefits, and relocation package and apsolutely no cycling required.
The successful candidate will have 3 - 5 years transportation experience (bicycle transportation a plus). Responsible for planning truckload and LTL shipments. Will determine most efficient routing solutions (experience with GPS a plus). Plans daily loads and transportation needs to meet plant production schedules and shipping capabilitiesz(knowledge of digging holes in the desert a plus).
WE PAY $250 FOR REFERRAL RESULTING IN PLACEMENT IN THIS JOB.
Visit our website at ManagementServices.net to view all of our current jobs.
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FOOD PROCESSING EXPERIENCE IS REQUIRED.
We also have openings in the following FOOD processing areas: production, maintenance, quality assurance, quality control, engineering, plant management, operations, distribution, shipping, warehouse, sanitation, ammonia refrigeration, safety, 1st processing, 2nd processing, further processing, HACCP, SSOPs, PLCs, DSI, MDM, evisceration, cut up, debone, marination, bread and batter, par fry, fully cooked, vacuum packaging, bacon slicing, bilingual (English and Spanish).
We are always looking for good candidates with poultry, meat, beef, pork, seafood, or frozen food processing experience.
Lawn Care Technician
Specific Location: Greensboro, NC, us
Division Residential
Status: Full Time
Job Duties: Fertilization and weed, pest and fungi control on residential and commercial properties. Utilizing tanker trucks, spray pumps, granular spreader. Customer service, routing and turf and weed ID are key elements
Requirements: Valid Driver's license, Positive attitude, certified applicators license a plus where applicable. Pre-employment drug screen. Davey is an Equal Opportunity Employer.
Preferred Requirements:
Benefits: This position includes benefits.
Don't be a substitute teacher Erik--unless you like babysitting. The money is bad too.
Erik,
You want to go into business together? You do the construction, I'll do the spreadsheets and blueprints?
We could have slover be head of public relations...
...and Jmurder/Chad Gibson in collections...
...Decanio could design our jumpsuits.
Me and J.Murder can play good cop/ bad cop...
He yells and I just hang back with a baseball bat...
Come back to RVA. I run an irrigation company part time, you can take it full time as my partner. Good honest work laying some pipe for the West End MILFs.
I know a few if you want to expand your "service"...
Hey, Slover and I are thinking of becoming sheriffs. You should come along when we go take the test. Then you could really throw down the law.
-N
so you are saying that you are in a position to offer me a job but you arent going to just to be a jerk?... nice...
i dont think i want to work for you anyway...
if you arent offering me a job then just keep your negativity to yourself...
yeah.. like i am gonna go work like 60 hours a week!... nice try... and i expect to do important work right away... so yeah.. your company ist really a good fit for me...
erik, you got no degree, no experience, no skills, no resume, and some outrageous requirments for employment? what gives dude. you are gonna have to work for yourself. you gotta baby comin dude, you cant afford to work part time, you gotta put off some of your requirments for employment and suck it up and take whatever you can get. wheather it sounds cool or not, your ego is now second fiddle to the bun in the oven...now what are gonna do for insurance, your ol lady got a job?
just because other people work hard doesnt mean i have to!.. come on.. this is america dammit... i am here for the good life... if i wanted to work hard for nothin i would have stayed in france!... at least there i can work hard for less hours and then with my free time i can enjoy family and freinds and good wine and rich food...
no... i think i'll keep my expectations high and hold out for that job that will be offered to me through this site where i get to get a lot of money for just hanging out and thinking about stuff...
SHIT!!!.. i am gonna start a THINK TANK!!!...
socialize the healthcare system... i would take your money to think about that for a while...but everyone knows plasma TVs arent where its at.. according to an expert i know they are a transitional technology... so i dont really need to think much about that...
i am getting a 37in Sharp LCD... the new high end LCD's are the heat...
so really though... you arent going to offer me a job?... come on man...
i am just gonna go on welfare anyway so who cares?!...
psht...
Nice!
Erik,
We could always use someone in our Transportation Noise Abatement group.
You like choo choos and Aeroplanes?
Dude, i already brought this up.
FINE ARTIST.
Just start making some drawings or video clips or some pictures or anything really. Doesn't have to be good. just act like you know whats up.
it will sell. and thats a fact. Sometimes we have to put our D3 dreams aside and face the reality of a lucrative career as a visual artist.
Just start telling people your a black gay man and that your artworks all about overcoming those hardships.
thats big time $$$$$.
Just ask parke.
Nicholas Brandt-Sorenson III
comment moderation? lame.
Go to mollycameron.com
we've taken over her blog guerilla style.
Nick
Ha ha ha...
Ok nick, you win the shit-talk round this time.
Next time I'll blow you away.
Uh, that sounds "gay"...
Next time I'll put my fist up your ass.
Damn! Still sounds bad. How's about...
Next time I'll shave my head into some butch bull-dike hairdo and ride around without a helmet so everyone can see what a hot lesbian I'd make.
Nope, still sounds gay...
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