i figured out why i hate shitty reality shows like the real OC.. or 8th and ocean... or the real world...
these fucks on these shows fuck off all day and just dont do anything worthwhile... and this is like some kind of fantasy life for kids.. my niece who is 13 loves that shit!... i cant stand that these stupid people on these shows are held up as rock stars who can fuck off all day and do nothing but bull shit around...
let me tell you... i fuck off all day now and its not like it is on tv... when i was younger i used to really fuck off all day... and i can tell you that these kids on these shows dont know the first thing about how to fuck off a whole day bullshitting around!... i was the king!...
and these kids dont even rip!.. they dont rock out as hard as i did... we were full gas for months just rocking out and ripping it hard... and when we werent rocking out 20 times harder than on the real world we were fucking off and bullshitting at the level where it became an art form...
please... you cant rock out when you have to have a camera crew around setting up shots and when you have to be at a certain place at a certain time to re-create conversations you had earlier in the day because the lighting was wrong!...
these shows suck because its a bad copy of how hard i rocked back in the day.. so i cant even look at that fake shit.. i lived that life man... for real...
7 comments:
keep it real brother!
You really need to ride your bike. That's why I work nights so I miss that shit. You should read a book and have a book of the month club.
let me tell you something else... we pushed it hard man... we were on the limits like a 30 foot swell... shit.. we were over the line more than a few times... and you knew you were alive then... these fucks on these shows dont do anything outside of their comfort zone.. they dont take any risks... they are sooo boring that they should be shot... and this is what kids think is cool... spoon fed boring safe mediocrity...
the crime is that this crap passes for rocking out these days!.. and my niece has no idea what it truly is to rock out in life...
Yeah, Saunders, you sound really old... Anytime somebody starts talking about how much better it was in their day...
I am waiting for more "the real" shows... It should catch on soon:
"The Real Good Times"
"The Real Charles in Charge"
"The Real Walker: Texas Ranger"
"The Real Care Bears: We Care About Mauling People"
etc.
RB
Erik's blog is the new "Crap Reality TV Programming", Discuss...
those friggin bears man.. dont get colbert going on bears... that guy hates bears like jackson hates badgers...
once on a trip jackson just flips out screaming "badger!" and jumps out of the van and dives into a ditch on the side of the road going after this furry animal and grabs it and kicks the shit out of it like croc rasslin... but i guess it wasnt really a badger.. it was just a beaver...
jackson says that badgers are mean as shit and can kick your ass... and that he always wanted to kick the crap out of a badger because they are so tough... whenever he sees a badger he promises to himsef that he will always kick its ass... true story...
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