Training Music

In an attempt to redirect some side discussions and to satisfy Zamudio's endless gripes about having more bike related topics I give you:

AN OPEN SURVEY OF YOUR FAVORITE MUSIC TO TRAIN TO.
Please let me know what you load on your iPod or what drills into your head when you're trying to stay motivated on your trainer.


Someone please gag Kelly Clarkson...

prius mods...

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=4615724

slover.. i swear you are an idiot.. get your own website...

so what is this link that i am getting from bike forums?

i cant figure it out... e mail me

tanya harding website

yeah.. jmurder posted this at first but the link led me to the most disgusting thing i have ever read... so i will repost it but link to the main page...

tonyaharding.com

this has got to be one of the silliest sites i have ever seen... be warned it spirals downhill and out of control...

death rays

here are some links to various death rays....

solar death ray

the famous and historical Archimedes Death Ray

Build your own Adiabatic "Death Ray"

and this death ray also

all new best tv

the knife show on PAX...

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/nightclub.shtml Play this game

UNPRO?!!!

perspective:

on The World radio program there was a story about a Sudanese imigrant who serves in the US Army and is stationed in Iraq... in the back of an armored veicle soldiers joke and haze eachother... the sargeant slowly rubs the ear of the "new guy" to get a rise out of him minutes before they step out into the hot ass sun to patrol Mosul... then its game on because they have a job to do that has serious repercusion on many levels... all business in a life and death situation...

i hear stuff like this it makes me want to smack anybody who wants to tell me about "professionalism" or "appropriate behavior" in cycling... as if this is all so serious that you cant have a good time and just get silly when you feel it...

new feature

i will start a new feature called "how i pissed off my wife today"... i am always pissing her off... so i should have a lot to relay... all the eriksaunders.com team members feel free to post also under the same title... "how i pissed off my wife today"....

i hit it today boy...

i was feeling like something was really new in me and so i picked up the eriksaunders.com blue devil spaceship super bass and i proceeded to jam out like i had never jammed before... i hit every note and all the slides like i was on a high speed funky TGV going down a triple black diamond on rails...like when the guy in that karate movie with vanity is getting whupped and then he says "i am." and then he gets the glow over his whole body and proceeds to whup ass...

used clothes for sale

e mail me.. shipping included... thanks...

2004 McGuire jersey (yellow and green) size M- $25
2004 McGuire bibs (yellow and green) size M- $25

McGuire-Langdale jerseys size M- $30
McGuire-Langdale treated wind jacket (like new)size L- $40


2001 nike OFOTO jersey size M- $15
2001 nike OFOTO bibs size L- $15
2003 garneau OFOTO jersey signed by the Tour de Georgia team size S- $50

WHITE CSK shorts size L- $25

GS Ficonseils bibs size L- $15

silver Rudy Project Skurya helmet(used for a month only... great shape) size L- $40

i am not happy... i am mad...

Team Burrito/Meatnuts merger!!

FOR URGENT RELEASE

10.18.05
Baltimore,MD

Today a new era in the world of cycling began as the blissful joining of the most powerful forces known to man has taken place. The new up and coming super-powered Burrito team has officially merged with the long-running unpro juggernaut Team Meatnuts. Thus forming Team Burrito presented by Meatnuts, and at other times Team Meatnuts presented by Burritos.

". . . That is good stuff." Meatnuts Director Sportif The Goid, ESQ.

"This is truely the greatest day in the history of the world and more importantly, the greatest thing to happen to me since I took a crap this morning." Burrito Director jmurder.com, PHd. "We had high hopes for the Burrito team in '06: a team kit, burritos to eat. With this merger, I feel both of those goals can be accomplished."

The Goid could not be reached for further comment, but reports claim that he is flipping off the walls.

On how the team Director duties would be divided, jmurder.com stated, "That's no big deal, we're both very unprofessional. I don't see how there will be any conflicts whatsoever."

On what roster changes would be made, Mr. murder.com stated "I don't see a problem there either. Look (Pierce) Dangleman is still in the picture as a carry over from Meatnuts, and we finalised (Becca) Much's deal last week. Regardless of what myspace.com says, they both really, truely exist and they both are big pieces to this pie. This sexy, wonderful burrito pie."

On what the fallout from other teams may be, j added "Look, I don't give a Brazilian monkey's bald red hemroidal ass what those bitches think. And that's a fact. We are going to dominate everything. Screw those guys. What did Health Net say? I know that's who you've been talkin' to. Look, I don't care, I'll tell them to their faces. Fuck 'em. And I'll tell you one more thing, contrary to the rumors on the internet, myspace isn't going to be a sponsor. Screw them."

Look out wussy riders of the domestic peleton, in '06 you will have a new master: Team Burrito presented by Meatnuts, ot Meatnuts presented by Burritos. Get to work bitches!

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this is the new coolest bike on ebay...

eBay: VINTAGE Marx GREEN MACHINE Big Wheel, MINT, SEALED (item 6006503578 end time Oct-23-05 19:34:00 PDT) this is the new coolest bike on ebay...

Time for a new post...

Just the thing those anonymous posters need.


(or for the newly married cyclist's wife)

Subject: Hurricane Survival kit


Hurricane Rita was not funny, but if you prepare properly you can get through these storms with what is important. It's all about priorities......save the beer!
Hurricane Survival Kit

Toilet Paper........................................check

Bud Light...........................................check

Keystone Ice........................................check

Budweiser...........................................check

Red Dog.............................................check

Misc. other bottles of alcohol......................check

Piece of plywood to float your old lady and booze on...check

Next time let's all be more prepared.

the best website ever...

this site is better than mine even...

thebikegame.com