Well... the bible explains this... A long time ago people existed... In eden... And people were simple and perfect... But things started to happen to show that people had been corrupted in a big way... Eve ate the apple and they got smart... She wasnt supposed to eat fruit from the tree of knowledge... And we all know that to be a true ignorant dummy is bliss... but as soon as we got a little knowledge it put us at odds with god and the downhill slide of humanity began... Anyway... So that got things going down hill... And then kane killed his own brother able... And so it went until god had to destroy all living things save for the best of the worst- a crazy old man named noah... He was good hearted but otherwise he was a nut... So god flooded the earth and all was destroyed except for the animals in the ark and noah' s family....and when the waters receded there they were... And we are all the inbred progeny of a crazy old man... And so this is why people are stupid to this day...
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My wife taught two brothers named Kane and Able. Seriously.
RB
From the Book of G. Carlin, chapter 4, verse 19:
I'll tell you how stupid people are...
Think of someone you know who's average. Everbody knows someone of average intelligence.
Now, consider this:
HALF THE MOTHERF&*CKERS OUT THERE ARE EVEN DUMBER THAN THAT!
So endeth the lessen,
amen.
Great question now back to a serious bike racing question. Can someone recommend a good air compressor $250 ish. Also any info on what to look for in a brad nailer and air compressors. Mostly for crown molding. and drywall texturing. DYI style.
RVD
hmmm, here's an easy target, read the Feb 25 entry: http://www.toddherriott.com/racereports.php
Anyone over ask a Jehovah's Witness why they never quote Leviticus when they quote the bible for you? It's funny, I recommend it!
Religion is a fungus in the mouth of intelligence, but I really liked the story of the guy in the whale.
Toots and the Maytals - The Six and Seven Books.
Great song about Leviticus and Numbers.
RVD: Find a used, oil-cooled compressor, at least 20 years old.
Brad nailer? The Porter-Cables have been getting good reviews. I'll post more when I get home.
Go without the compressor. Passload Impact.
yeah, so, back to some serious bike racing shit...does anyone have a good technique for removing wallpaper? My wife wants to just leave the strips there for a real dyi kinda thing; but I slapped her and said "its DIY bitch!" after that I felt like a man, albiet a poor one; but nonetheless, a man; so I put down my pBarn (pottery barn) catalog, drank a beer, shaved my legs and then went for a 4 hour ride. The wife-y had a nice vennison with orange molasses sauce, sautee'd asparagous, and a bunch of oreo's waiting for me when I got home. anyway, the bike racing question is....oh yeah, can anyone reccomend a good router....
ps-I love that the home improvement comment is in the "why are people stupid" entry. How about another entry like "why do people set themselves up like that?" or "why are people allowed outside?" entries??
Bosch or Porter cable would get my vote for brad nailer or router.
And I'd go with a cranberry redux on vennison myself.
Wait, are you making FUN of us? Oh.
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