Sunday, May 21

Saturday, May 20

What's funny about this is, that Erik is on the road for about a week. That's how long this will stay here.. Then I will be kick off his site forever.

Wednesday, May 17

i will return to pro biking in july...

with my goal being to have huge form for the carolina cup.... along the way i will hit some form for BofA, hanes park, and then also be racing well in the atlanta 10k... and greenville...

Tuesday, May 16

more kits $75

alright... all this stuff fits me... its med or large depending on who made it...

more kits...

OFOTO- 2 bibs, 2 skinsuits.. some hats...

Vendee-U- 3 longlseeves, 2 have been cut to make a thermal short sleeve...

Ficonseils- one great condition bibs, 2 jersey

6 other random jerseys of teams i have been on and 6 new shorts of diferent sizes and a pair of mcguire bibs...

random arm and knee warmers..

$75 bucks shipped to you today.. paypal only...

email me

Monday, May 15

me and my little babe...

SAUL UpDATe

HellaSaul: saunders Eriksaun: ha ha bitch!...
Eriksaun: whats crackin?
Eriksaun: hows the recovery?
HellaSaul: still in the hospital
Eriksaun: in dalton?
HellaSaul: coming along, very hard
Eriksaun: hows the brain?
HellaSaul: in atlanta
HellaSaul: its screwed
Eriksaun: i am movig next week... i will come visit you and fix your shit up right
Eriksaun: how much longer will you be in the hospital?
HellaSaul: at least another week. you an come any time.. aftr I get out I go o an rehab center for 3-4 weeks
Eriksaun: maybe you wont be in the hospital.. is rehab at home?
HellaSaul: no
Eriksaun: atlanta?
HellaSaul: hospital type thing in Atl yes
Eriksaun: right on.. we will come down then... you can see my little babe
Eriksaun: whats the tough part?
HellaSaul: that would be awesome let keep in touch, where are you movingf?
Eriksaun: winston-salem
HellaSaul: o ok
Eriksaun: i will for sure come down there... i am moving in in the beginning of june... and mid june or late june i should be ready to take a trip
Eriksaun: so i will let you go...
Eriksaun: can i put this up on the site?.. people all the time want to know how you are...
HellaSaul: the HARD PART IS GETTING BACK TO NORmal life... my crash was the equivalant to an brain stroke.. i have problems with my left side, walking some.. and some thinking skills and memory.
HellaSaul: sure
Eriksaun: shit!
Eriksaun: there is so little info on how you are doing
HellaSaul: i am doing much better
Eriksaun: i am glad you found me
HellaSaul: I can walk now
Eriksaun: how long before you ride?
HellaSaul: i rode the stationary boke for 20 MIN TODAY Eriksaun: i know thats all you think about
HellaSaul: NOT SURE Yet
Eriksaun: you are a fucking insane animal
HellaSaul: but a while
Eriksaun: you cant stop saul raisin from riding his bike
HellaSaul: before i can go on the road
Eriksaun: well.. you can knock out some 5 hr trainer rides in rehab
HellaSaul: well i have to go to therpy, lets keep in touch
Eriksaun: how is tyler?
Eriksaun: ok then.. good luck
HellaSaul: later

Friday, May 12

this is morning smiley time...


MLM - Network Marketing Blog: The MLM Blog Hidden Camera

MLM - Network Marketing Blog: The MLM Blog Hidden Camerahell yeah...

buy my srm amateur octalink

its got new batteries in the crank and head unit... new harness... and newly calibrated...and i will give you an english BB... 175 cranks with also 172.5 cranks... the cranks on these are interchangeable in case you wanna change cranks for a TT or something...

$1800 OBO... i should e bay it but they take too much of your money...

e mail me

i say:

tax cuts are great... if you can get them... mostly you cant though even though they say you can, because usually they arent so much for you...

which brings me to why i cant live in california anymore... the middle class is dissapearing... rents are way too high.. there arent a lot of jobs that pay well... realestate values are astronomical... i cant live in a place with no middle class.. winston-salem NC is a place where a guy can work for a living and have a nice life... its cheaper to rent than buy in a lot of cases... its a nice life when all your money isnt spent...

not that i had that problem in CA... i bought my house before the boom and while its value went up 5 fold i had a nice cheap life... but you cant even do that anymore... its insane.. and ultimately not good... the price to be in good weather is too too high close to the coast... and now even out in the desert the cost of a decent house has outstripped what the wages are for people in this area... and rents are up too...

Wednesday, May 10

my new house that i am moving to

i am now officially on hiatus from pro biking

maybe i come back later in the year... i dont really know... i have to move this month and i have my little babe and my big babe too... so i feel like for right now i have other things that are more important than biking...

i got to the point where i thought of riding and going to races as taking away from what i am trying to do.. whereas before it was adding to it...

so for now, i am getting my teeth drilled out because sugary drinks rot your mouth... and i am waiting for my escrow to close.. and i am driving to NC on the 20th after i put the babes on the plane...

i have some big baller moves that i am making as well and i will say something about that when it gains form and momentum...

i need to just break off the advice on how i make my rise to becoming a millionaire so you can have something to read... some of you are no doubt already millionaires and will find it interesting and laugh at my bumbling around learning the hard way the way you did... and some of you will like to hear about it even if you arent big ballers... and some of you will wait for the train wreck.. and some of you will just probably be pissed off because you would rather hear about biking and not how to make money...

Monday, May 8

buy all my mcguire kits

for 100 bucks you can get all my mcguire kits.. they are top of the line bergamo... size medium... you pay shipping... i dont know all whats in there.. at least 4 full kits and a skinsuit...

i am moving in 2 weeks and i dont wanna transport all these clothes i never wear...

e mail me

eBay: Road BIKES, TEAM CAR, SRM's, KITS, CARBON, ZIPPS, DISC (item 7239659006 end time May-05-06 19:27:25 PDT)

eBay: Road BIKES, TEAM CAR, SRM's, KITS, CARBON, ZIPPS, DISC (item 7239659006 end time May-05-06 19:27:25 PDT)
this is the greatest auction ever...

Wednesday, May 3

Tuesday, May 2

I'm the Juggernaut Bitch

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3934651591022114445&pl=true

this is why colbert is the shit...

that dude just went to the white house and shit on every one in the room... thats a sack up guy that colbert...

check it out here
...

Saturday, April 29

I need a car that sounds like this!

http://metacool.typepad.com/metacool/2006/02/unabashed_gearh.html
"Watch the whole video and turn up volume".

Sunday, April 23

this is an audio post - click to play

The other night i watched hustle and flow... It was pretty good... I heard all kinds of people all up in arms over the title song winning an oscar.... So i had to check it out... I love when these stupid high fa-lootin people got somethin to say with their righteous indignation...

that movie was straight up about what its like to be in a dead end hustle... I can relate... Tell about it...

so what do i think about all day?... Not biking i can tell you that... I think a lot about eaty face... And i think how i can convert my house to a duplex by putting up another unit on my lot once i move up to a bigger place in 3 years... I go on gis all the time to get info on investment properties and plug em in to see what it would be like to have them turn profit in my 5-7 year window... I cant get into all that because then i cant sell my course of cd's if i give it away for free now...

I am on to a whole new kind of hustle...

Treo 650...

eaty face... this is eaty face...

Wednesday, April 19

finally

this is the link to junior walker album with taxman

i was thinking about it and this song is bad because its like if the taxman was like a cool ass street hustler... the beatles version is like an uptight nervous shiesty taxman.. but jr walker is a smooth ass pimp taxman that makes you feel good about givin up all your money... its like his theme song when he comes around the block to get his money and he leaves as teh song fades out and you think "god damn that is one smooth ass taxman" and you want to be like him... but you dont wanna be like the beatles taxman because he probably has a big sharp pointy bird nose and beady greedy eyes and a hunch back like mr burns...

Tuesday, April 18

if you can find teh jr walker taxman tell where to get it

i cant find that shit anywhere.. but you can hear it at studio360.05g and listen to teh easter sunday story about tax dedustions for art doanations by artists.. its at teh end of the story around 5:50...

Tuesday, April 11

New Saul news

And it's good for a change...

Dalton cyclist Saul Raisin responded to questions by squeezing his parents' hands Tuesday at a hospital in Angers, France, marking the first sign of encouragement after he went into a coma following his April 4 crash.

"Today he had a real good day," Johnny Raisin, Saul's uncle, said from his office at Dalton Textiles. "Everybody's excited about it. We just hope he keeps improving. But [doctors] said it might not be a good day every day."



Full article here.

Sunday, April 9

"crazy" by Gnarls Barkley is my new favorite song... its good...

Thursday, April 6

i just dont see how you can be a bike racer and have kids at the same time... its a tough life...

i will be back for the local races after sea otter... but i will be going worse than ever i think... the lack of sleep is fine if you dont try to train... but if you dont sleep and you try to ride then its a problem...

ex-fan mail!

FORMER FAN:

Dude,
Your site just plain sucks. I used to like reading about your perspective on cycling, but this other BS is worthless.
I know it's no loss to you, but I'm taking you out of my favorites list.
Former Fan in RVA

MY RESPONSE:

psht...

sorry about that...

i havent really been racing lately... what with actual important things going on like fatherhood, moving across the country, selling my house... and setting it up so finally i can make some big time money and have some security for my family...

look at this then as an opportunity to get a life... and realize that there are more important things in life than cycling... and surfng the internet for cycling...

sorry that i dont entertain you... NOT... dont let the doorknob hit you in the ass on your way out...

if you want to though you can still come to my eriksaunders.com afterparty at captech... maybe i will do a silly dance so that you can be entertained by me...

Awww crap...

Saul is in a coma.


More here.

Tuesday, April 4

shitty reality shows

i figured out why i hate shitty reality shows like the real OC.. or 8th and ocean... or the real world...

these fucks on these shows fuck off all day and just dont do anything worthwhile... and this is like some kind of fantasy life for kids.. my niece who is 13 loves that shit!... i cant stand that these stupid people on these shows are held up as rock stars who can fuck off all day and do nothing but bull shit around...

let me tell you... i fuck off all day now and its not like it is on tv... when i was younger i used to really fuck off all day... and i can tell you that these kids on these shows dont know the first thing about how to fuck off a whole day bullshitting around!... i was the king!...

and these kids dont even rip!.. they dont rock out as hard as i did... we were full gas for months just rocking out and ripping it hard... and when we werent rocking out 20 times harder than on the real world we were fucking off and bullshitting at the level where it became an art form...

please... you cant rock out when you have to have a camera crew around setting up shots and when you have to be at a certain place at a certain time to re-create conversations you had earlier in the day because the lighting was wrong!...

these shows suck because its a bad copy of how hard i rocked back in the day.. so i cant even look at that fake shit.. i lived that life man... for real...

Buy my house for 160,000






Treo 650...

Monday, April 3

Buy my house

Tomorrow the agents are coming and you can buy my house...

As soon as its up on mls i will have a link...

Treo 650...

Saturday, April 1

eriklickcious bikini team

send in your photos to be considered for my new eriklickcious bikini team... if you make the team it will be really cool and you will go on my new site banner... all contestants will have their photos posted in a poll to be voted on by readers...

good luck!...

my baby.. this is a nice photo...

Wednesday, March 29

The Blick's

The Blick'sthis is the website of my favorite girl biker and her brother who i alos like...

Since Erik and I were talking about Scientology last night...

I present to you: Dr. Tom Cruise, MD.

Tuesday, March 28

Is Andy Card an Idiot? By Timothy Noah

Is Andy Card an Idiot? By Timothy Noah
this is a pretty entertaining article about andy card... i like slate because its funny...

Monday, March 27

ok so.. sabine cries some now...and she eats a lot..

Saturday, March 25

i found this on the internet in response to some question...

The base case I have in mind is the survival of Dutch in the Hudson Valley after the English took over in 1664. In various rural pockets as well as among well-to-do people of Dutch heritage, Dutch continued to be spoken for close to 300 years. (In the 1800s, Martin Van Buren and his wife spoke Dutch in the White House; Teddy Roosevelt learned some Dutch from his grandparents who spoke it at the dinner table; Sojourner Truth grew up on a New York farm speaking Dutch only until she was 12 years old; there is evidence of Dutch surviving in the NJ Ramapo hills into the 1920s and in the Catskills until after WWII). I'm trying to get at what cultural factors enabled this survival, but I'd also like to know how unusual it is. For example, languages like German, Polish and Italian seem to die out among immigrant families within a generation or two, despite plenty of critical mass in immigrant communities and the survival of many other cultural attributes among them.

the saunders baby arrives


her name is sabine olivia and she is a nice baby... and she sleeps pretty good and she doesnt cry all the time... i am pretty tired and i was up for two days but i slept ok last night.. i only had to get up once.. i walked around for 40 minutes in the house with her so she would sleep... she just sleeps and eats and thats it for now... she just doesnt sleep for long periods and so neither can we... i cant imagine going on any bike rides.. not that i did that many of those anyway... the mom is ok... her feet dont hurt all the time anymore so she is happy about that...

Wednesday, March 22

Ethno-linguistic map of Europe before World War I

Ethno-linguistic map of Europe before World War I this map shows the languages of europe up to 1914... obviously that was not long ago and languages on this map persist... i am having a hard time finding more modern maps... but this one is pretty good... there are a ton of interestin maps here...

basque cease fire

being that the basque ETA organization has announced its permanent cease fire and end to its terrorist nuisance activities i am given a reason to think about something that i have thought about before...

modern nations... its sort of not a normal thing.. and its something that we mostly take for granted and we assume that nations have always existed in this same way throughout history.. but they havent... and when i was in europe i was intrigued to see all the nations within nations that persist to this day.. some of them have military liberation fronts (ETA) and some have been in political struggles to maintain ther culture against federal powers mandating assymilation (bretons)...

the basques are a people who live in the pyrenees of france and spain on the atlantic coast... they have names with a lot of x's in them... and they speak their own language... the bretons are celtic peoples living in the britanny peninsula of france.. they have their own language as well and are quite nationalistic... they wear kilts and play bagpipes but they dont drink green beer on st patty's day nor do they reminisce about larry bird and kevin mc hale... both of these ethnic minorities have varying degrees of aspirations to be autonomous but they do both have "national" flags that are seen proudly waving at sporting events and they both have pro cycling teams.. euskatel-euskadi and bretagne jean floch'...

there is also in the south of france near marseille an ethnic minority that has its own language and even its own nightly news broadcast...

i am interested to find a map that shows all the little kingdoms that predated the nations of europe that we currently know...

here in the states i always has this idea that homogeny was the normal way of a nation.. but after seeing nations in europe that arent so homogeneous as you might think it made me think more than ever that its ok to have a lot of different people and different languages... never mind the question of immigration... then you take a place like switzerland with 4 official languages...

i'll think about this some more.. and i am gonna watch also that movie about TV...

Tuesday, March 21

LA wings was the name of the LA ncl team

you cant find shit about the ncl on the net.. that shit was before the net though.. i bet it never had a website...

pittsburg power, boston banshees, tulsa cyclones, houston outlaws, san francisco (quake?), san diego, st louis, ny gotham ghosts, they had some euro teams once too... london lancers, milano forza, barcelona maybe... its hazy to me...

i found this:

Let me see if I can list the teams and their notable rider:
Miami Wave - Carl Sundquist
Houston Outlaws - Alan McCormack
Tulsa (spelled backwards = "A slut" - the riders taught us that one)
Boston Banshees- Frank and Mark McCormack
N.Y. Ghosts - Mike McCarthy?
San Diego -
L.A.Wings - Kurt Stockton
Portland Thunder - Robby Ventura
S.F. Shakers - Thurlow Rogers
Amsterdam Tigers - Pete Pieters
London Lancers
Milan Forza
Pittsburgh Power - Jeff Rutter

every team had a silly logo too...

Monday, March 20

Penn State Nittany Classic- go for the gold




ok... the team at penn state is working hard to puton their race and support their clubs activities...

they have several items up for grabs in raffles... you can get bontrager race lite wheels... kreitler rollers... and a seigler imports CSK track frame...

go here to check it out and buy raffle tickets for 10 bucks...

here is the race flyer

Thursday, March 16

Wednesday, March 15

How Evil Are You?

You Are 86% Evil

You're the most evil person you know.

The devil is even a little scared of you!

GWB does the Intarweb

I don't care how you feel about the Prez, this is teh funny. Reads like some of the Saunders / Raisin files...

Monday, March 13

this american life: habeas schmabeas

habeas schmabeas
this is a really nice piece about habeas corpus focusing mostly on gitmo and the detainee question... this is the set up.. and then it gets into the real meat- habeas corpus... its right to live right and to do right... and for me honestly applied habeas corpus laws are a good way to do that...

Saunders motivational speaking

i am going to be a motivational speaker... i'll be the anti-motivational speaker speaker...

Sunday, March 12

Wednesday, March 8

project runway finale...

this is an audio post - click to play

yo.. seriously...

this some shit right here...

santino rice dress for sabine


because me and santino are friends on myspace i figured i could get him to make my baby a dress to wear when she comes out in 2 weeks...

Tuesday, March 7

http://www.nyvelocity.com/content.php?id=587

biking is fun sometimes

and you really dont know when it will be... so bike more to increase the likelyhood that you will have fun...

Monday, March 6

You know... Poor jay got screwed by heidi... She comissioned him for an emmy dress and then the day before kills the deal... I hope he is compensated for his time... Because i can imagine that the whole thing gets to be a convoluted dog and pony show and its easy to end up convinced that its in your interest to do things that you end up jacked on...

For most people things dont work out and people screw you and take advantage while you are thinking the whole time that the pay off is coming and as long you keep getting screwed that just makes the pay off that much bigger... Yeah... Right...

Treo 650...

I dig on project jay...

And i can tell you that i will be watching that big headed fuck on blow out...

I wish i was jay...

Treo 650...

donkey kong sucks.. play sonic instead

arrow keys and space bar...

Sunday, March 5

Erik Saunders & his Team Successfulliving.com

Mclane Pacific Foothills Road Race

Mc lane pacific road race

Hayden roulston won by a few seconds in front of some other healthnet and third was some united guy... Gunn was our best in tenth or so... The last lap i guess got a bit tough with healthnet putting the race in the gutter... It finished in 3 groups of ten or so... I couldnt really tell from the van... But it was warm in there...

Treo 650...

Saturday, March 4

Charles Bronson Looks like Erik Saunders

Merced mc lane pacific gp

Crit today

mike jones won from a breal with jackson stewart 2nd... We missed the break and chased for a bit... Didnt really get that organized or make a dent... But we were up there... So its not a bad day...

Tomorrow is supposed to be a nasty day with rain and se winds 10-20 mph... Maybe a repeat of 2001... That would be nice if i was in shape... But even so i think i like it...

Treo 650...

Friday, March 3

See Who you look like..

MyHeritage.com is one of the world's first services to apply advanced
face recognition technology to personal photos and family history;
and it's free!

Wednesday, March 1

dear erik, why are people so stupid?

Well... the bible explains this... A long time ago people existed... In eden... And people were simple and perfect... But things started to happen to show that people had been corrupted in a big way... Eve ate the apple and they got smart... She wasnt supposed to eat fruit from the tree of knowledge... And we all know that to be a true ignorant dummy is bliss... but as soon as we got a little knowledge it put us at odds with god and the downhill slide of humanity began... Anyway... So that got things going down hill... And then kane killed his own brother able... And so it went until god had to destroy all living things save for the best of the worst- a crazy old man named noah... He was good hearted but otherwise he was a nut... So god flooded the earth and all was destroyed except for the animals in the ark and noah' s family....and when the waters receded there they were... And we are all the inbred progeny of a crazy old man... And so this is why people are stupid to this day...

tree 650...

Santino

"its like if you put pasties and a maxi pad on the model who gives a fuck".... I love this guy...

Treo 650...

Tim gunn

"looks like woodshop... It bothers me"... Shit... Thats funny...

Treo 650...

this cat has been up this pole all day...

pshtt...










Tuesday, February 28

while we are thinking of penises...

i watch that show transgeneration on logo... and its not that great a show but its somewhat interesting late at night... so i am wondering about lucas becoming a guy.. and i am just not that convinced of it all... how can they give you a penis?... so i started googling...

there are a lot of procedures.. the results are not at all convincing... they can enlarge the clitoris (Metoidioplasty) or they can actually make a whole new "penis" that looks more like a weirdo magic water snake like you used could get from amusement parks and the fair and magic shops... either way this "penis" doesnt work like a penis... its a tough life... if you wanna see some wacky shit google it yourslef... "Metoidioplasty" and "Phalloplasty"...

one question from this site:

"Say you were with a woman who doesnt know you've done a FtM surgery,
would she notice ? Is any of the procedures done to the body noticeable ?

The woman would know that you are somewhat “impaired” compared to a bio guy's sexual functioning. You can’t achieve erection normally, you can’t ejaculate, and you won’t be able to have children. And you will have scars. You could tell her you had some kind of accident or something or just be honest."

good advice to be honest.. and once you see the pictures of a phalloplasty you can add this to the answer: "uh... yeah... if you are with a woman who doesnt know you had FtM surgery, she will as soon as she sees that thing... so better to be honest about it..."

but seriously this is some intersting shit if you care to get into it... especially the hormone side of things...

this is a good primer of related issues- wikepedia

Monday, February 27

my new favorite song is "broke" by mentor kollektiv

times you rocked...

what are some times you rocked it?...

the time i rocked the hardest was maybe in 2000 when i got un-selected for a stage race and i got left at home.. i was on kill form and so i took ronny and yoanne out for a 4 hour ride and averaged 40.8kph and i pulled the whole ride... i rocked that day... fo sho...

nobody was there to give me a prize for rocking that hard.. but i know i rocked it and thats all that counts...

maybe you want to share some times you rocked...

KERKHOF-O-RAMA

KERKHOF-O-RAMA

BBC NEWS | Africa | Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat

BBC NEWS | Africa | Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat

from the world of myspace:

This is the Penis Game. Take a TV show title and switch out one of the words with Penis.
Don't repeat shows that have already been used.

1) Everybody Loves Penis (Raymond) - Sank
2) 2 and a half Penises (Men)
3) Penis Scene Investigators (Crime) - Keck
4) Penis/Tuck (Nip) - Ryan
5) Desperate Penises (Housewives) -Tiffany
6) The Penis World (Real) - Shannon
7) Beauty and The Penis (Geek) - Angie
8) The Penis Girls (Gilmore) - Derek
9) America's Next Top Penis (Model... duh) - Brian
10) Penis Soup (Talk)--Nikki
11) Trading Penises (spouses)~Kelly
12) Penisville (Small)~Joni
13) Queer Penis for the Straight Guy (eye) - Lavert
14) Penis Rider (Coopster)
15) Extreme Penis Makeover (Home) - Rockywit
16) Penis Rivals (Garden/Room..BBC)- Marne Parne
17) Buffy The Vampire Penis (Slayer) PLo
18) My So-Called Penis (Life) ~JOSHY~
19) Dancing with the Penis (Stars)~Sean
20) Live! with penis and Kelly (regis) - hotpants
22) The Penis Show (Daily) - GayShawn
23) Dawson's Penis (Creek) - dave
24) Little Penis on the Prairie (House) - Derek
25) King Of The Penis (Hill) - Aden
26) Aqua Penis Hunger Force (Teen) - Andi
27) The Family Penis (Guy)- Lexe
28) Penis (Seinfeld) - Luke
29) The Penis Report (Colbert) - Luke
30) Law & Penis (Order) - Emily
31) Law & Order: Special Penis Unit (Victims) - Gillian
32) Who Wants to be a penis? (Millionaire) - Emily
33) The Dead Penis (Zone)- Me
34) American Penis (Idol)- Stephanie
35) Penis & Butthead - Devan
36) Faulty Penis (Towers)- Tahirih
37) Penis Man Show (The)- Justin
38) Iron Penis (Chef) - Sierra
39) Saved by the penis (bell) - lori
40) Who's Penis is it Anyway? (Line)- Mariposa
41) NCIPenis (NCIS)-gmtattoo
42) Penis Anatomy (Grey's) -
43) Penis Factor (fear)~KRIS
44) Who wants to be a penis? (millionaire) ~Iggy
45) The Penissons (Simpsons)
46) Leave Penis To Beaver (IT) ~Steph
47) Boy Meets Penis (WORLD) - Jeff
48) Sanford and Penis (son)- Jim
49) Viva la Penis (Bam)- Jim
50) Superpenis (natural)-Cheryl
51) Saved By The Penis (Bell...went old school) - Jason
52) I Dream of Penis (Jeannie)- Anthony
53) The penis girls (Golden)
54) Penis(jackass)-ohsoemo
55) American Penis~(idol) ~ tehehe SAMM
56) Gilligan's Penis (Island)-Kristin!!!!
57) Star Penis (Trek)- Brian
58) Date my penis (mom)- Anthony
59) Fresh Penis of BelAir (Prince)- Matt
60) Mad Penis (TV) - Adam
61) Penis Raiders (Room) - Raychel
62) Good Penis (Eats)-Jessica
63) Best Penis Ever (Week)- Ashton
64) The Penis Show (Today)-Tony
65) The Real Penis (world)-halfie
66)Saturday night penis (live)-cory
67)Extreme Penis (4x4) -Davis

Sunday, February 26

Bode Miller's Bike Club

i am starting the Bode MIller's Bike Club... its for people who just came to party and rock hard... our motto will be "Rock Hard... Go Home...".. cuz thats what its all about for me.. i am gonna get on the plane and come to your town.. and then i am gonna rock out as hard as i can.. and then i am going home... and thats gonna make me happy...

we will have t shirts, and a website... and i have my people working on a Bode Miller Interview...
i talked to miguel meza who was in the kb home mexican team... h told me that he was in fact going to race full time this year.. he moved to mexico and is on the the tecos pro team... so you are going big time?... "yes" he said...

so meza is back to it...

Saturday, February 25

NRC restructure...

i am thinking about this seriously.. i am drafting a document.. but it doesnt matter if USA CYCLING doesnt get on some promotion for it... i think they dont really care about the NRC...

maybe a national calendar isnt a good way to do things anyway... maybe its better to have stand alone events that are not promoted in a centralized way... better that way that you dont have to rely on the feds to do it...

fuck it.. its all going down.. i am racing in an industrial park tomorrow... old school roots racing... thats where its at... one last weekend of false sense of security before the NRC starts...

"I got to party and socialize at an Olympic level."- bode miller

quote of the week...

i am going to rock out at an NRC level this year... bet on it... i am gonna go all out and be the biggest good time you ever saw...

whoo!....

Friday, February 24

Bike "activists" are tards.- jmurder.com

quote of the week...

have you seen this one?

Dear Sir/Madam


I would like to request your assistance in a business transaction of
mutual benefit, I am a Norwegian iwork for the U.S. Agency for
International Development (USAID), our committee is in charge of contracts awards and payment for all contractors who executes contracts in the rebuilding of Iraq.


We are currently in London for the payment of some contractors who
executed contracts in Iraq, For more about our operations log onto
http://www.rebuild-iraq-expo.com/
There was an over draft contract we just discovered for 50Million GBP
and with our influence in this panel we can successfully present you/or
your company to claim the above funds.


We have agreed to share the money thus:a
1. 20% You.
2. 60% for us (the officials) and
3.10% to be disbursed to Charity and the rece ntly affected Tsunami and
Hurricane Victims.
4. 10% to be used in settling taxation and all local and foreign
expenses.


Please note that this transaction is 100% safe and we hope to commence
the transfer latest seven (7) banking days from the date of the receipt of Full name/ company's name if any, Tel. & Fax Nos.
The above information will enable us write letters of claim and job
description respectively. This way, we will use your company's name to
re-apply for payment and re-award the contract in your company's name.
We are looking forward to doing this business with you and solicit your
confidentiality in this transaction. Please acknowledge the receipt of
this letter using the above email address,then I will bring you into the complete picture of this pending project when I have heard from you.

Endervour to send your reply to my confidentail mail address as this is my official mail address
teigen1946@cooltoad.com


Yours faithfully,
Eindre Teigen
+447023059317.


N.B
Definitely,a transaction of this magnititude needs funds to execute and
make it a reality but do not be alarmed,you are not going to spend any fund of yours caused before i contacted you,i have already made an arrangement with an investor in canada,who is going to assist us with the funds needed for us to complete the transaction.
If you are interested,immediately,give me your telephone/fax number and
contact address for me to give to the investor to contact you and send
the funds needed for us to complete the transaction.

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