Dude, You have the combined stink of "married" AND "over 30" on you. No matter how slick you used to be, it all comes out as creepy from here on out. You got NO chance.
you get no points if she drives a Mustang, a Camaro or a Firbird (unless it's like the one from Smokey and the Bandit- it has to have the flaming chicken on it's hood); and for each stuffed animal she has it's ten points off. Check the rules with MArecords.
Me? I'd prefer a "HOT" anything. Snow snow and more snow. Taylor and I had to dig our way out of the house two days ago, and now it's snowing again. I'm ready to get the hell outa here...Erik, don't leave California until April.
Don't fall for that shit, though. My ex-wife had a bad car when we met and she was really hot. I was totally lured into the whole "I've got a chance now" thing too. The problem--she was also psycho, but smart enough to hide that fact like a multiple-personality until it was too late for me. Moral of the story: Watch out for hot chicks with bad cars.
Easy for you to say (or are you in MinneSNOWta?) I've never picked up a snow shovel in my life until a week ago. I thought I was in such great shape cause I ride 250-400 miles a week (until 2 or 3 weeks ago), and then I shoveled snow. What a freakin' workout. It was fun the first day. I'm over it now. 5 months? Are you joking?
They say the same thing about Minnesota (Winter/Road Construction)! I just got some swanky-new-Minnesotan snow boots so I'm happy as hell for someone who is still not riding her bike. XC-skiing tomorrow though. The "ice-racing" series starts in January. They have ice-bike racing if you can imagine...Mike's been riding his new studded tires and so he's a little more tolerable. Never had to take time off the bike and it's quite an adjustment for us. Never thought I'd be putting so many miles on trainers/rollers. Been riding with Phil Liggit and Paul Sherwin...I can recite "Pro" (I can win the Jersey! I can win the Jersey!)...just got the Cannondale "Inside the Giro"
Snow sure is pretty though---just wish I could ride outside. Gotta go shovel MORE snow...probably gettin' another 4-7 inches...well over a foot already!
All you suckas would only dream to be as smart as Erik and move to the south, where it is warm. No snow, no shovel, no work out. Only the one I'll do on you.
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Dude,
You have the combined stink of "married" AND "over 30" on you. No matter how slick you used to be, it all comes out as creepy from here on out.
You got NO chance.
you get no points if she drives a Mustang, a Camaro or a Firbird (unless it's like the one from Smokey and the Bandit- it has to have the flaming chicken on it's hood); and for each stuffed animal she has it's ten points off. Check the rules with MArecords.
thats what the guy said on the show random 1.. thats a pretty good show on A&E...
but hey parke.. let me tell you something... i look good at 31 and i am hot... and all chicks dig me no matter how old they are...
you are taking about faster billy... not me...
Soon enough it won't matter who's right.
You're moving to NC, where a guy can get a girl's attention with any shiny object.
I'd fix you up with one of my cousins in the area but:
1) You're already married
and
2) I've already fixed them up with my other cousins.
(man, what is WITH me today? I gotta lay off the Arabica)
Me, I prefer a bad girl who drives a hot car.
Me? I'd prefer a "HOT" anything. Snow snow and more snow. Taylor and I had to dig our way out of the house two days ago, and now it's snowing again. I'm ready to get the hell outa here...Erik, don't leave California until April.
Don't fall for that shit, though. My ex-wife had a bad car when we met and she was really hot. I was totally lured into the whole "I've got a chance now" thing too. The problem--she was also psycho, but smart enough to hide that fact like a multiple-personality until it was too late for me. Moral of the story: Watch out for hot chicks with bad cars.
Hang in there joni! only 5 more months
to go, then it will be above freeeeezing.
Easy for you to say (or are you in MinneSNOWta?) I've never picked up a snow shovel in my life until a week ago. I thought I was in such great shape cause I ride 250-400 miles a week (until 2 or 3 weeks ago), and then I shoveled snow. What a freakin' workout. It was fun the first day. I'm over it now. 5 months? Are you joking?
The four seasons in Minnesota: Winter, Getting Over Winter, Summer (lasts about a week), Getting Ready for Winter
Maine has two seasons: Winter and Road Construction.
They say the same thing about Minnesota (Winter/Road Construction)! I just got some swanky-new-Minnesotan snow boots so I'm happy as hell for someone who is still not riding her bike. XC-skiing tomorrow though. The "ice-racing" series starts in January. They have ice-bike racing if you can imagine...Mike's been riding his new studded tires and so he's a little more tolerable. Never had to take time off the bike and it's quite an adjustment for us. Never thought I'd be putting so many miles on trainers/rollers. Been riding with Phil Liggit and Paul Sherwin...I can recite "Pro" (I can win the Jersey! I can win the Jersey!)...just got the Cannondale "Inside the Giro"
Snow sure is pretty though---just wish I could ride outside. Gotta go shovel MORE snow...probably gettin' another 4-7 inches...well over a foot already!
All you suckas would only dream to be as smart as Erik and move to the south, where it is warm. No snow, no shovel, no work out. Only the one I'll do on you.
you guys are a bunch of perverted curmudgeons
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