I reckon it's going to be someone with BODYWEIGHT to descent fast... and the balls out handling skills. The weight might be where a roadie loses out.. But maybe Marty can pull it off if his handling skills are dialed.
Marty can't win unless he pulls over during the race, lets all the air out of his tire, then calls the neutral support truck to speed him the rest of the way down.
Then the vaginator mech grabs the wheel and sprints to the team van with it.
Will anyone, pro on unpro, comment on my theory that the year Marty won the NYC "championship," it was a Euro-style fix? It was clear that the promoters were desperate for attention and not able to get any without Lance. Silly that they thought the NYC press or public gave a goddamn about Marty... who had never won a race on the road against level of competition before & has not since. Thanks in advance for the scoop.
If Ryan thinks tattoos make you go faster Clinger will finish second to Kayle Leogrande. Kayle is covered with tattoos from the neck down. Since Clinger left Webcor did he ever get that face tattoo finished?
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Downhill on a road bike is a shitload different than bouncing of rocks downhill on an MTB. I agree with Senor Saunders.
Brian Lopes whines like a baby... most people don't know that... I'd like to see Eric Carter out there... He'll kick Lopes ass!
I'll put up $5 ( payable via paypal) that a road racers will NOT win.
You can have all the roadies...plus I'll even give you Nothstien...I get everyone else.
$5 to the first taker.
Is Tomac Riding ? my money is on him ... the dual road/downhill monster .
Eric Bostrom rides bikes too, I thought.
You better not be a bitch and wear abunch of lame ass protective gear like some dirty mtber.
RVD
PS CLINGER will win.
Parke - what about Third World? whos song do they cover "Try Jah Love" wicked tune ???
Do not get beat by the girl.
I reckon it's going to be someone with BODYWEIGHT to descent fast... and the balls out handling skills. The weight might be where a roadie loses out.. But maybe Marty can pull it off if his handling skills are dialed.
Marty can't win unless he pulls over during the race, lets all the air out of his tire, then calls the neutral support truck to speed him the rest of the way down.
Then the vaginator mech grabs the wheel and sprints to the team van with it.
Will anyone, pro on unpro, comment on my theory that the year Marty won the NYC "championship," it was a Euro-style fix? It was clear that the promoters were desperate for attention and not able to get any without Lance. Silly that they thought the NYC press or public gave a goddamn about Marty... who had never won a race on the road against level of competition before & has not since. Thanks in advance for the scoop.
Maurice de Meur
If Ryan thinks tattoos make you go faster Clinger will finish second to Kayle Leogrande. Kayle is covered with tattoos from the neck down. Since Clinger left Webcor did he ever get that face tattoo finished?
Kayle La Grange #1
the best would be if someone bombed it totally nude. even if they're 3 minutes down, that should earn them a lifetime supply of red bull.
who is marty nothernpants?
Mc Cook had the fastest time in the speed trap today. Eric Carter has also conceded that it's all Cookie.
mccrash will go down, though, he can fall like a son of a bitch. that fucker has taken me down with him before. hopefully he will eat it solo.
a mtber is gonna win for sure, you road bitches will pay!
McCook is da man! After all these years, he's still got what it takes.
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