i'm sad. i've been enjoying this site, but I'm pretty sure eric is going to die this weekend at the road bull road rage. somebody's bound to twitch and bail, off a 100' cliff, and it's bound to be saunders. it's too bad he'll be dead by Monday, it would have been fun to read him crack wise on the other racers. sniff. poor little fella.
YO Phil, you ought to drag Erok home to ride in your Katrina Kross race. Even if he's smacked up he's still a draw, just don't let him talk! Later, pc...
you like watching fat men race? anyone know who alberto tomba is? tomba la bomba? fat-assed italian skiier? yeah, downhill is the future and so are stadium seats that have to be built 3" wider for fat American asses. some of us still like to see actual athletes go uphill part of the time.
listen rusty babagadouche, you have a good point. those ten gravity bikers have at least six months of pay checks before they have to go back to working the 7-11. let them have their day. maybe they are the future indeed.
tell ya what, babagadouche, if you actually get to turn 7 and are allowed to stay there (don't pay any attention to the fact that one side is a wall and the other a sheer cliff), i'll let you kick e. saunders in the junk as hard as you can. but just once.
cool, i'll kick the crap outta that fucker. then what, he gonna kick me back?... maybe i won't kick him but i will be at the party, my buddy knows how to get up there.
hey, mr androgynous, like i said it's bobaganoosh not bagodouche.
indeed, it has turned stupid. the only thing dumber would be to miss the party on TURN7. so, hike some beer up the mountain and enjoy with the gravity crowd.
Erik, I read a post that said your going to be a father soon? did you knock up your girlfriend before you married her? smooth move dumbass, hope your happy, hahahahaha, you should of pulled out, bet you wish you had now huh? Im just kidding, good luck man, you can do it, im drunk. Parke
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Save your breath Erik. You come off better in print.
this is the best thing that has happened on this site for a while. the future. good luck at the rage.
Giggity, giggity, giggity ... Loretta!
Like the audio portion, but you're gonna have to drop the SoCal valley dude approach. Even an NC southern drawl would be speedier!
It's better to burn out,Then to fade away...
it looks like they are requiring that everyone wear pads. that seems a bit suspect.
Riveting.
and um.... and um... Erik wake up
or at least plan out your script before you record. it sounds like a bad voicemail message.
Do not get beat by the girl.
4:20 friend?
i'm sad. i've been enjoying this site, but I'm pretty sure eric is going to die this weekend at the road bull road rage. somebody's bound to twitch and bail, off a 100' cliff, and it's bound to be saunders. it's too bad he'll be dead by Monday, it would have been fun to read him crack wise on the other racers. sniff. poor little fella.
Are you smacked up?
YO Phil, you ought to drag Erok home to ride in your Katrina Kross race. Even if he's smacked up he's still a draw, just don't let him talk! Later, pc...
holy smokes, lots of smack being talked on the redbullroadrage.com trash talk forums. someone is talking about a party on turn 7 too... could be fun.
no spectators allowed on the course. so no party on turn 7, shmucks. have fun at the red bull sausage fest.
so, who here thinks that a mtber will win? hmm?
well then you would be wrong, the true winners are the party goers on turn 7.
anyone who thinks this is even a real race is sofa king we tah did.
it's a sham, kids. a marketing ploy. they'll shoot some vid with no one around and make you pay $30 for the bullshoot DVD.
enjoi.
i'll buy it. downhill racing is the future.
you like watching fat men race? anyone know who alberto tomba is? tomba la bomba? fat-assed italian skiier? yeah, downhill is the future and so are stadium seats that have to be built 3" wider for fat American asses. some of us still like to see actual athletes go uphill part of the time.
enjoi.
uphill is so slow, though, it's agonizing. i want to see race action not sweaty legs.
this downhill thing is about to explode, just check out all the gravity bikers that are out there these days. there are like ten of them.
and what's wrong with watching fat men race? you like to watch pretty men race?...
f that, gimme a big ugly bastard any day.
listen rusty babagadouche, you have a good point. those ten gravity bikers have at least six months of pay checks before they have to go back to working the 7-11. let them have their day. maybe they are the future indeed.
it's bobaganoosh and yes i will let them have their day. it will be spectacular. i will enjoy every minute of it from the turn7 party.
tell ya what, babagadouche, if you actually get to turn 7 and are allowed to stay there (don't pay any attention to the fact that one side is a wall and the other a sheer cliff), i'll let you kick e. saunders in the junk as hard as you can. but just once.
enjoi.
cool, i'll kick the crap outta that fucker. then what, he gonna kick me back?... maybe i won't kick him but i will be at the party, my buddy knows how to get up there.
hey, mr androgynous, like i said it's bobaganoosh not bagodouche.
bag-o-douche, i'm sure your buddy also knows that a woman's private parts look like. but you don't!
enjoi.
androgynous,
what?
well, this sure turned stupid.
indeed, it has turned stupid. the only thing dumber would be to miss the party on TURN7. so, hike some beer up the mountain and enjoy with the gravity crowd.
Who's got something for me?
I do!!!
What is it?
It's bobaganoosh!
I wanna dip my BALLS in it!
i'll dip my balls you on. i'm Rick James, bitch!
Erik, I read a post that said your going to be a father soon? did you knock up your girlfriend before you married her? smooth move dumbass, hope your happy, hahahahaha, you should of pulled out, bet you wish you had now huh?
Im just kidding, good luck man, you can do it, im drunk.
Parke
Lame...
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