reader mail...

Audio Blog!?

Are you serious...???

First off - I want to share my utter most
disappointment in your leg shaving. My understanding
was that you were to remain furry until you had a win
or at least a podium this season. Did you lose your
sack? Did the boys pressure into conformity? I thought
you had more fortitude than that...

Secondly - what kind of cyclist are you that you would
not see an opportunity to optimize the kindness of the
neighbor in leaving you fresh earth. How could you
want to destroy this gift. Were you deprived as a
child? We lived for mounds of fresh dirt to groom and
mold into vertical propulsion devices. You can't see
this? No imagination, or are you just scared?
Obviously you didn't graduate from BMX to the ever
sexy world of underwear modeling on two wheels at
speed. Had you have had a proper upbringing you would
have grabbed a shovel, used your hairy legs to build
lips on these unwelcomed obstacles and felt the rush
of adrenalin of the ends of the means of a good
sprint. Though your BMX skills may leave a lot to be
desired don't let that impair your visions (or lack
there of).

--- Rich

my response...

i shaved becuase i got sick of myself...

dont worry about my dirt humps... winston-salem bike club...