Monday, October 24

death rays

here are some links to various death rays....

solar death ray


the famous and historical Archimedes Death Ray


Build your own Adiabatic "Death Ray"

and this death ray also

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Not related to Parke's "death ray", but the post below that I can't leave comments on.
Apparently Zabriskie agrees with JMurder...

http://www.starwars.com/episode-iii/release/publicity/news20050808.html

Thanks,
RB

Anonymous said...

i'm going up to seattle with a Aquabats CD to death ray it...

Parke said...

Or we could send jmurder back in time to destroy their parents. Or atleast impregnate their moms with his demons seed.

hey... wait a minute...

I think I've just stumbled upon the only possible rationalization for their existence.

Someone stop him before he visits the spears' house! Twice!

erik saunders said...

i had the same thought that if you had an aquabats cd you could explode heads like in mars attacks!... the aqubats suck, big time!...

Parke said...

I was referring to impregnating Brittany's mom to create beezelbub-ette.

Parke said...

Oh, and here's a deathray in Erope.
It's computer controlled, all we need is the Aquabutt's addresses and someone's 6-year-old to hack us in.
The Aquabat's remind me of weazer except, you know, not.
But hey, this should all be set aside for a different post...

Parke said...

sorry:
http://www.imp.cnrs.fr/foursol/index_en.shtml

erik saunders said...

i dont support mandatory abortions... thats really gross to me...

it makes me so uneasy that i cant even think of it...

in a perfect word people would need or want abortions...

i m going to work on a machine that would make the world perfect...

Anonymous said...

Archimedes' death ray was most likely a myth

Parke said...

Well, yes, no shit.

But the scientific principles behind it are quite sound.

Just because it probably didn't really destroy the Roman fleet won't keep me from using it to "update" the paint scheme on my neighbor's car and let him know what I think of his crappy-ass subwoofer.