Friday, October 7

from the desk of MIKE JONES:

i looked over last season and i decided that i need to get all the stress out of my life, that includes random girls...........so by jan 1 i will have a girl friend, and if it works out will marry her,getting married makes you fast and it calms down your CNS system. its going to happen interested parties should contact me at Future46r@aol.com with pics and a essay as to why i should marry her and not spend the money on a hot tub at my house.

thanks

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erik saunders said...

beer and gin is good also for the cns

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Anonymous said...

Rebecca is taken, she's mine! She just doesn't know it yet...

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erik saunders said...

there are so many of those straws that i should start a new pile...

there is not long left anyway for the open blog...

erik saunders said...

you know.. i tell ya... i leave for a day ... and then it all goes to pot...

erik saunders said...

the site is just better i think without barriers to posting...

i am about free and open exchange... and inclusiveness...

i am really torn about wether or not to allow anon. posts... i was planning on changing thinga around, but still having some opportunities to post...

i just feel like its a better idea to have a site where its not me dictating to you whats what about stupid crap everyday... i would rather have an exchange...

so i think i will do a poll... and then that will be what i do...

erik saunders said...

you just used 2 bad words.. so have to delete your post...

Anonymous said...

I am sorry. It was a joke. Truly tasteless and not though out, but a joke nonetheless. My bad.

erik saunders said...

apology accepted... no worries...

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erik saunders said...

really man.. no worries...

erik saunders said...

i deleted all posts with a bad word.. just to see what it would be like... i deleted also posts that used the word "w$# w$#" because it references something that is known by much more offensive names... and i am erring on the side of mega prudishness...

Anonymous said...

this is THE rebecca much, the one and only.... wow, exciting......

first off let me say that shover, jon, thanks for lookin out for me..... but hey, its cool, i'm not offended or outraged...... a little bit baffled, but lucky for erik i'm not gonna sue his website or anything and i think its cool to post whatever, anonoymus can be fun.........

to creepy master guy, sorry to tell you lauren is in love with some boy, its sort of cute actually.......

i didn't swear at all in the comment i don't think...
and i'm not getting married till i'm at least 20..... gotta buy my house first........

erik saunders said...

how come your url gos to some wacky website.. its changes all the time too... this time its "dumpalink"...

Anonymous said...

cuz thats the way i roll..... i like to change it up.....

the dumpalink should play one of my favorite chappelle's show episodes right now....... "when keepin it real goes wrong"..... its a classic..... the more you watch it, the more you like it, or maybe thats just me........

if i could cuss in here then i'd give you my favorite quotes, but sorry to say every quote has at least one cuss word i think....

Anonymous said...

and i'm thinkin bout nc, seriously....

Anonymous said...

Darling, I've been married for almost 15 years. You don't get married as an alternative to buying a hot tub. Go ahead and buy the hot tub.
I'm not sure if marriage makes one fast or calms one down. I think it's probably sex that does that, which doesn't require marriage.

Just remember to have safe sex.

erik saunders said...

how could i forget!... JONES!... www.nomarriage.com.... DONT DO IT!

Anonymous said...

Jones,
Just get a motorcycle. Mine is never bummed when I am gone for weeks at a time, and doesn't mind if I let my friends ride it. Easy financing too.

Anonymous said...

erik you should be ashamed of yourself, marriage rocks???

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