Subject: Hurricane Survival kit
Hurricane Rita was not funny, but if you prepare properly you can get through these storms with what is important. It's all about priorities......save the beer!
Hurricane Survival Kit
Toilet Paper........................................check
Bud Light...........................................check
Keystone Ice........................................check
Budweiser...........................................check
Red Dog.............................................check
Misc. other bottles of alcohol......................check
Piece of plywood to float your old lady and booze on...check
Next time let's all be more prepared.
8 comments:
diet 7up................... check
wouldn't want to be taking in any junk calories now would we....
board, booze and bitch, what else you need.
See I would be set with my kegs of Guinness. I could use the keg as a floatation device. Granted, I would have to look out for the 'gators, ebola, and thugs trying to snipe my ass. But I'm meaner than the worst of all of those combined. And that's a fact.
Look at the arms on that guy. I'll bet he's a climber.
What kind of boner erases all the cool shit talk going down around here....erik you pussy, you scared that jon is gonna screw your career over too!!!!! smart move erasing hsi posts....now what you need to do is blame it on that anon poster and not on jon, that way your friendship is maintained with jon, just pass it off as some other goof...you are not doing jon any favors though, he needs to face the music, if you love him enough then you'll teach him a lesson.
I've seen your bitch naked, while I was on an air mattress in your living room. What kind of redneck apartment building makes you go through the bedroom to get to the only bathroom in the place?
You're like cyclo-cross kryptonite. Every time I'm near you in the dirt, I lose all my powers and crash.
Saving the beers...
http://tinyurl.com/chqes
We've all got our priorities...
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